( EAW’s Opening Video Plays )
( A somber symphony begins to play as highlights of EAW’s best moments are highlighted. The package goes year by year, showing the evolution of EAW. Suddenly the picture frizzes up and the music begins to get harsher, the screen transitions into the match between Scott Diamond and Dark Demon at Pain For Pride. It shows Scott hitting Demon with The Vortex and the final count before cutting black )
( The camera fades into the arena. There is no pyro display, there are quiet murmurs over the crowd. The Ring Announcer steps into the ring with a microphone in hand )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen… welcome to the EAW Finale!
( A mixed reaction can be heard as the camera pans over to ringside where Stew-O and Hey Yo Chico are seated )
Stew: Well folks… you heard right. Pain For Pride VI was a classic event no doubt but the end left a very sour taste in all our mouths. Scott Diamond defeated Dark Demon… and he got his wish. Tonight is the FINAL EAW show. After midnight tonight EAW will cease to exist.
HYC: It sickens me to know that Scott Diamond’s true intentions all along were to end EAW, he didn’t even make it fair, he had us all set up from the start. This is the company that has nurtured him for over two and a half years, it’s treated him well, he’s a former world champion… what more did he want?
Stew: Beats me Chico… But tonight shouldn’t be spent sulking, we’re going to go out with a bang! A classic card lined up including perhaps the biggest main event in EAW history as Jaywalker, Y2Impact, Mr. DEDEDE and The Heart Break Boy battle it out in a Fatal-4-Way match to determine the Greatest of All Time.
( Camera fades up the ramp as ‘Unfuckwittable’ by Kid Cudi begins to play and Jon Kelton makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: This opening contest is set for one fall and it is for the 24/7 CONTRACT! Approaching the ring first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 225 pounds… JONNNNNNN KELTTTTTONNNN!!
Stew: Kelton gets another shot tonight at the 24/7 Contract after falling JUST SHORT at Pain For Pride.
( ‘Sail’ by AWOLNATION hits as Drastik makes his way to the ring with to valets at his side )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Vancouver, British Columbia… weighing in at 225 pounds… HE IS THE 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER!!... DRRRRASSSTIIIKKKKK!!
HYC: Well as you mentioned Stew, Drastik outlasting Kelton and eight others in a grueling Battle Royal at Pain For Pride eight days ago, let’s see how he reacts to being put in singles competition with the contract on the line.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: There’s the bell and Kelton quickly comes and attacks Drastik! These two have had growing problems over the past week since Pain For Pride ended so this is to settle the score once and for all! Kelton backing Drastik into the corner here… Kelton comes at Drastik with a right hand!... Drastik takes it as Kelton unloads with a second! Kelton raises his hand up for a third… BUT DRASTIK PUSHES HIM AWAY!! Kelton comes charging once again… DRASTIK DODGES OUT OF THE CORNER AND HITS KELTON WITH A DROPKICK FORCING HIM OFF HIS FEET!!
HYC: Kelton stumbles back to his feet, and Kelton is VERY hungry as he darts at Drastik yet again… DRASTIK LEAPS UP LOOKING FOR AN ENZIGURI BUT KELTON DROPS TO HIS KNEES TO AVOID IT! NOW QUICKLY SCOOPING UP DRASTIK FROM BEHIND AND PLANTING HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH AN INVERTED POWERSLAM!! Drastik scrambles back to his feet here, not letting Kelton take advantage! He backs himself into the corner… and now into the center of the ring where he meets Kelton for a lock up! Drastik quickly switching to a headlock here but Kelton pushes him off sending him into the ropes!
Stew: Kelton drops his head… BUT DRASTIK ROLLS OVER THE BACK OF KELTON, NOW GRABBING HIM… AND A BACK SUPLEX!! BACK SUPLEX CONNECTS ON JON KELTON!! Kelton bounces skull first off the mat and now grabs his head as he makes it back to his feet. Drastik pushes him back into the ropes... And clubs him with a forearm right into the jaw! Kelton regains himself and comes back with a forearm of his own, and now a second as he Drastik off balance! Kelton now runs off the ropes… AND A THIRD FOREARM, THIS ONE DELIVERED WITH MUCH MORE FORCE TO THE JAW AS DRASTIK DROPS OFF HIS FEET, KELTON QUICKLY SLIDING INTO THE PIN!!
ONEEE!!... TWOOO!!... BUT DRASTIK GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!
HYC: Kelton gets Drastik up to a seated position here… attempting to apply a surfboard stretch!... BUT DRASTIK KICKS KELTON STRAIGHT IN THE HEAD… STAGGERING HIM!! Drastik hops back up to his feet… AND DELIVERS A PELE KICK RIGHT TO THE SKULL OF KELTON WHO COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS!! DRASTIK GLANCES OVER AT THE TURNBUCKLE NOW AND CLIMBS TO THE TOP… KELTON STILL DOWN!! DRASTIK LEAPS OFF… SOMERSAULT LEGDROP!!!... BUT KELTON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! DRASTIK LANDS BOTTOM FIRST AND NOW KELTON ROLLS DRASTIK UP… HE MIGHT HAVE HIM HERE!!
ONEEE!!... TWOOO!!... NO AGAIN DRASTIK ESCAPES!!
Stew: Kelton gets back to his feet and now pulls up Drastik, he drags him into the center of the ring… HE HOOKS HIM!!... LIFTS HIM UP FOR A SUPLEX!! BUT LOOK AT DRASTIK!! HE SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT IN MID-AIR… KELTON DROPS HIM BUT DRASTIK CATCHES HIM WITH A HURRICANRANA!! RIGHT INTO THE CORNER GOES KELTON!! KELTON HOLDS HIS SHOULDER AS HE COMES OUT OF THE CORNER… HE TURNS AROUND… DRASTIK SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES… HE CATCHES KELTON… TENEBRIS CONNECTS!! WOW WHAT A MOVE!! ROLLING KELTON OVER WITH THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!... TWOOO!!... THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Sail’ hits as the referee hands Drastik the contract )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER…. DRRRASSSSTIIKKKK!!
( Drastik demands a microphone as he gets to his feet. The Ring Announcer hands him a contract as his valets enter the ring and stand at his sides )
Drastik: Even though it’s this company’s dying day. Even though this is the day to celebrate the legends of this company, the trailblazers, the ‘GOATS’… you dare not overlook Drastik. If this is indeed it, I’m going to make my mark on this company… if this indeed it… I’m not going to waste my opportunity, I’m going to become the Answers World Champion.
Drastik: Liam Catterson, later on tonight you have a match with the World Heavyweight Champion Zack Crash… but as soon as that match ends, another one will begin. You and me… for the Answers World Championship. And I promi—
Stew: HEY WAIT!! THAT’S TMT!! TMT FROM THE CROWD SLIDES INTO THE RING!! HE’S GONNA TRY AND TAKE THAT 24/7 CONTRACT!! DRASTIK CATCHES SITE OF HIM AND SCURRIES OUT OF THE RING!! NOW BOOKING IT UP THE RAMP WITH TMT NOT FAR BEHIND, AND NOW SPILLING BACKSTAGE!! DRASTIK RUNNING THROUGH THE BACKSTAGE AREA, PUSHING PEOPLE ASIDE… TMT DOING THE SAME AS HE TRIES TO CATCH UP TO DRASTIK!!
( Drastik tries hiding in a closet but the doors locked )
HYC: DRASTIK TRYING TO GET INTO THE CLOSET BUT IT’S LOCKED!! TMT LEAPS AT DRASTIK BUT HE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND TMT HITS INTO THE CLOSET DOOR, GIVING DRASTIK A BREAK AS HE ONCE AGAIN DARTS!! TRYING TO REACH THE PARKING LOT!!... TMT REGAINS HIMSELF AND BEGINS THE CHASE ONCE AGAIN… DRASTIK FINDS HIS CAR OPENS THE DOOR AND LOCKS HIMSELF IN!! HE’S STILL IN TROUBLE THOUGH BECAUSE… HE DOESN’T HAVE THE KEYS!!
Stew: WAIT LOOK!! BEHIND TMT!! IT’S DAN MEDICO AND DRASTIK’S TWO VALETS!! DAN WITH A CROWBAR IN HIS HAND WHACKS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF TMT WHO FALLS TO THE GROUND!! MEDICO NOW OPENS THE CAR WITH THE KEYS, THE VALETS ENTER THE BACKSEAT WITH DRASTIK… TMT GETTING TO HIS FEET!! HE LUNGES TOWARDS THE CAR BUT IT SPEEDS AWAY!! SIMILARLY TO WHAT HAPPENED AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!!
( TMT is shown kicking the tire of a car in the parking lot as the camera fades to commercial )
( Commercial Break )
( Flashes of EAW History, highlighting the first ever Road To Redemption and Mak's EAW Championship dynasty in 2007 are shown )
( Camera returns to the ring )
HYC: Yes, folks, it's the final broadcast from Extreme Answers Wrestling and in a few moments we're going to take you back to Pain for Pride 6 and the catastrophic events that happened there... but let's also remind you about our main event, a GIGANTIC event.. Heart Break Boy, Jaywalker, Y2Impact and Mr. DEDEDE will all do battle!
Stew: Indeed, and we have the World Heavyweight Champion, Zack Crash in action against the DUO-Champion Liam Catterson in what will also be a thrilling match.
( "Sorry You're Not A Winner” by Enter Shikari hits; Chris Elite walks out from the back )
Ring Announcer: This following contest is set for one fall! Walking out from the back first, from Brooklyn, New York weighing 199 POOOUNDSSSS.. CHRRRRIIIIISS EEEEEEEEELITE!!!
( "Break" - Three Days Grace hits over the speakers, Nick Angel walks out slowly )
Ring Announcer: His opponent... from Dallas, Texas, weighing 220 POOOOUNDSSS.. NIIICKK ANGEEEEELLLL!
Stew: Nick Angel was a part of the CITV match and you can certainly see a reflection of how brutal that match is on his face; it's taking Nick a little bit to get down to the ring.
( Ding Ding Ding )
Stew: Nick Angel charges into Chris and sends in European uppercuts! Multiple uppercuts are being performed, and Nick whips him into the corner... AND NICK ANGEL WITH A BRUTAL CLOTHESLINE! He backs up and waits for Chris Elite... AND RATTLES HIS SPINE WITH A QUICK BODY SLAM! Nick Angel is off to a fabulous start as he pulls Chris up, but Chris Elite snap kicks him in the gut, and then slaps him across the face! Nick is angered, and Chris Elite goes running off the rop—NICK ANGEL WITH A DECAPITATING BIG BOOT! Nick pulls Chris to his feet and and tosses him into the corner!
HYC: He gets on the second rope and is hammering down the right hands all over his head! Nick Angel hops off and charges into the corner for a shoulder thrust! BUT CHRIS ELITE JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY AS NICK DRIVES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE CORNER POST! Chris Elite runs and kicks him in the gut, and follows that up with punches to the back of his head, but Nick turns around and knees him in the gut! And now he is driving his elbow down over and over on his back.... Nick grabs him by his trunks and whips him out of the ring! Nick rolls out as he pulls Chris by his hair.... AND SMASHES HIS FACE INTO THE STEEL STEPS! TALK ABOUT BRUTE!
Stew: Nick Angel isn't done here as he lifts up the ring apron and pulls out a kendo stick! He grips it up... AND SNAPS IT INTO CHRIS ELITES BACK! Chris trips forward in stinging pain, and he turns around as Nick swings again! But Chris catches it, and hits a dropkick as Nick Angel tumbles back against the barricade... Chris Elite goes running and goes for a lariat! BUT NICK ANGEL WITH A BACK BODY DROP AS CHRIS ELITE FLIES INTO THE STEEL CHAIRS IN THE CROWD! Nick Angel is laughing as he hops the barricade and grabs Chris Elite and pulls him back towards the ring.... Nick Angel lifts Chris Elite up....
HYC: SPINEBUSTER ON THE BARRICADE! He flips Chris into the ringside area as he hops over and he picks him up and rolls him in the ring.... He pulls Chris to his feet and Irish whips him into the ropes... Chris Elite holds on the ropes as Nick Angel charges at him! Chris ducks under the lariat attempt and snaps him down with a neckbreaker! Nick tries to get to his feet again but Chris with a quick snap DDT... FOLLOWED BY A STANDING MOONSAULT! Chris feels as if hes on fire as he yanks Nick up and pulls are that weight onto his shoulders... HES LOOKING FOR THE ELITE CUTTER! BUT NICK ANGEL SLIPS OFF! Chris turns arou—GROUND ZERO CONNECTS! THE RKO OUT OF NO WHERE! HE COVERS!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( "Break" - Three Days Grace hits, Nick is helped up by the ref and gets his arm raised )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winneeeer... NIIIIIIICK AANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL!!
Stew: Congratulations on Nick winning what will be his final match in EAW. He is a talented young man and I'm positive he can make an impact in other companies or promotions if he gets the chance.
( Camera fades to gray )
( Flashbacks of Pain for Pride 6 are shown, and eerie music is playing behind a snapshot of Scott Diamond standing over Dark Demon's body )
( Camera pans backstage to Deadprez, he's consoling Cameron Ella Ava as she's nearly in tears while holding her Vixens Title )
Cameron: I don't know, DP... it's just I worked so hard and I finally have the chance to prove that I'm a better champion than Cleo and then.. just like that... it's gone. Plus nobody's even seen Demon, I can't imagine the type of humiliation he's feeling right now. I just can't believe it. I can't believe it.
Deadprez: I know it's hard, Cam :( I'm just as sad as you are.. I'll miss this place. I've been in this business for well over six years and I've never grown as fond to a company as this one.
Cameron: I know! I mean you work for so many hours and now it's like it means nothing...
Voice: HA! Not like it meant anything anyway!
( Carlos enters the screen and he and GI Styles begin laughing while holding the UTTC )
Cameron: Wh... what?
GI: You heard the man! That's what you get for pouring all of your time and money in to ONE company! I mean COME ON! EAW is nothing more than amateurs field day at best! Why be sad about a company full of degenerate RETARDS like Alex Anderson, Tyler Parker and fucking TOMI VENUS! YOU THINK THESE PEOPLE ARE ANYTHING TO MISS?! (Xd)!
Carlos: No kidding! We were the best damned things in this company and yet we're not even in the main event of this show, we have four over hyped morons getting more time than us! We have the STUPID Vixens Championship match getting booked higher on the card at Pain for Pride than us! I think it was time to go...
( Cameron stands up and gets into Carlos' face )
Cameron: You two have NO respect... I hope you have a good time with your head up eachothers ass in whatever company you're in, but you're NOT gonna disrespect what I've worked so hard for.
Deadprez: Come on, Cam, let's just go...
Cameron: You're right... I'm not letting these guys ruin my night... I hope you and your fluke titles rot.
( Cameron is pulled away by DP and GI and Carlos look on with smirks on their face and begin laughing )
Carlos: EAW! EAW! EAW! EAW! (XD)!!
( Camera returns to the arena where a graphic of the YLC is on the screen )
Ring Announcer: The following match is a scheduled for one fall, and it it will be contested for the Young Lions Cup!
( Swing Life Away plays as Tyson Michaels runs out and red and white pyros go off as he slides into the ring )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 231 pounds.... TYSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN TIME MICHAELLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
( Animal I have Become plays as Venom walks out in a long coat drinking a beer, and green pyros fizz out behind him )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 225 pounds..... VEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOMMMMMMMM!!!!
( Ding Ding Ding )
Stew: AND TYSON CHARGES AT VENOM AND UNLEASHES ROUND HOUSE KICKS ON HIS RIBS! The kicks continu—VENOM CATCHES HIS FOOT, AND SLAMS HIM DOWN... He grabs his right leg and... SNAPS IT DOWN TO THE MAT! Venom hops up to his feet and picks up Tyson Michaels, and sits him reverse on turnbuckle.... AND HE DROPS HIM DOWN INTO THE TREE OF WOE! Venom backs up and goes running, connecting with a slick baseball slide right into Tyson's forehead! Venom pulls Tyson Michaels to the middle ring as he goes running off the ropes.... KNEE DROP! BUT TYSON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!
HYC: Tyson Michaels pulls Venom to his feet and pulls him into the corner post! His shoulder hit the post hard as he comes ricocheting back... AND TYSON MICHAELS WITH A HIP TOSS! FOLLOWED BY A STANDING MOONSAULT! Tyson pops back to his feet... 180 SENTON CONNECTS AS WELL! Tyson Michaels is on a roll here as he pulls Venom to his feet and drives an elbow into his jaw! Tyson goes to Irish whip him into the corner, but Venom overpowers him and sends him in instead! Venom backs up and starts sprinting... AND CONNECTS WITH THE CORNER SPLASH!
Stew: Tyson comes tumbling out of the corner... AND VENOM WITH A BACK BODY DROP! BUT TYSON MICHAELS LANDS ON HIS FEET! AND AS VENOM TURNS AROUND HE GOES FOR A PELE KICK! BUT VENOM SIDESTEPS AND TYSON CRASHES AND BURNS! Venom goes running off the ropes... AND HITS THE LEG DROP TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Venom goes into the corner as he starts stomping his feet in anticipating of his opponent getting up.... Tyson gets to his feet... AND VENOM CHARGES FOR THE SPEAR! BUT TYSON MICHAELS SIDESTEPS AND VENOM HOPS ON THE SECOND ROPE TO AVOID CHARGING INTO THE CORNER! Tyson Michaels goes running to knock him off, but Venom back flips completely over him, and Tyson turns around...
HYC: SPEAR CONNECTS! THE SPEAR AS HE HOOKS HIS LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! KICKOUTTT!!!
Stew: Venom pulls Tyson to his feet and tosses him into the corner and starts up wit the chest chops! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EI—TYSON MOVES AND GOES TUMBLING ALONG THE ROPES! Venom is in a rage as he goes and clobbers him with a lariat to the back of the neck, and then he whips him over the ropes! Tyson lands on the apron as Venom grabs him and is looking for a suplex into the ring! BUT TYSON DROPS HIS FACE DOWN ON THE TOP ROPE AND VENOM STUMBLES BACK... AND TYSON GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMAS—VENOM WITH THE INJECTION! THE LAST CALL SUPERKICK CONNECTS AS TYSON FALLS TO THE MAT, OUT! HE COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
( Ding Ding Ding )
( "Unbreakable" - Cage9 hits, Venom gets up and celebrates the victory )
Ring Announcher: Your winner and Young Lions Cup champion, VENNNNNNNNNNNNOMMMM!!!!
HYC: Big, big win by Venom and he's certainly silenced any critics who didn't believe he was the rightful YLC or won by some type of luck. This kid is a great competitor and no doubt has a future in this industry.
Stew: That he does... but next up we have the tag team titles on the line, Dynamite Rain defend against two NEO Rookies, Jimmy Krauss and Andrew Cole! After the break.
(Camera fades backstage to a mirror showing the face of Extreme Enigma, painting his face in the image of a 'Guy Fawkes' mask in preparation of his match with Johnny Ventura.)
(Slowly, the face of Max A. Million appears in the same mirror with a big cheeky grin on his face, holding a microphone. EE's calm expression turns as he looks over his shoulder at Max.)
Max: ...Well hello there EE! Long time no see!
Enigma: What do you want Max?
Max:...Uhm, I just wanted to ask you about your thoughts on neing apart EAW's Finale Show and the whole Scott Diamond situation?
Enigma: What do I think? Is that really all you have to ask? I think it's fucking bullshit, that's what I think! Look, the EAW roster did all we could; and what did we get in return? A face full of pepper spray and tear gas grenades. What it comes down to is one simple fact. This company's chairman let this company and all of it's faithfuls down. Dark Demon blew it; he couldn't get the job done. So now here we are: EAW's Finale Show. I'm facing some lost occupy wall street protestor; Jesse Ventura.
Max: His name's Johnny Ventura, EE...:$
Enigma: Don't correct me, Max. Whatever his name is, I don't see a championship around his shoulder. Thanks to a certain wannabe badass he won Grand Rampage! See what I mean? Just another example of a guy who couldn't get the job done. The Human CodeX, for some reason, hasn't been getting the respect he's deserved lately, yet if you watched Showdown just a few weeks ago, I actually BEAT Scott Diamond. Yeah, I made him bleed! And if I was in the main event at Pain for Pride, I would've beaten Scott...again.
Max: But you couldn't beat Hades...
(EE stands up grabbing Max A. Million by the collar.)
???: Calm it, EE. We need to talk anyway...
(Diamond Cage steps into camera view grabbing Max A. Million & the camera man and pushing them into the hallway before slamming the locker room door.)
( Commercials Air )
(Jimmy Krauss’ theme plays all throughout the arena as he and Andrew Cole confidently make their way out to the stage before a graphic for the Unified Tag Team Championships is shown)
Announcer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for ONE fall... And is for the E-A-W UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!.... First the challengers, making their way to the ring.... THE TEAM OF.... ANDREW COLE.... AND JIMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY KRAUSS!!!....
(“Subconscious” by The Score plays all throughout the arena as an arrogant GI Styles makes his way out to the stage wearing both his Unified Tag Title and National Extreme Title around his waist as a laughing Carlos Rosso follows behind with his Unified Tag Championship on his right shoulder)
Announcer: And their opponents!.... Making their way to the ring.... THE TEAM OF.... GI STYLES.... CARLOS ROSSO.... THEY ARE THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!.... DYNAMITE RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!....
HYC: I can't understand what these two are so freaking happy about.. I can't believe anybody would be in high spirits on a day like this.
Stew: Well they ARE defending against amateurs, so maybe they're just excited on the potentially easy win.
HYC: You're kidding, right..
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: There’s the bell as Carlos and Jimmy Krauss lock up in the middle of the ring... Carlos quickly breaking the lock up as he wrenches the right arm of Jimmy... Jimmy now rolls flat on the canvas--Kip up! He breaks from the grip of Carlos! DROPKICK FROM JIMMY KRAUSS!! No! Carlos has it telegraphed as he catches both legs of his opponent! Jimmy’s skull just NAILS the canvas on his way down as Carlos maintains a grip on his opponent’s legs! GI seems to be readying himself here.. SLINGSHOT! GI ROCKS Jimmy Krauss with a sickening roundhouse to the skull from the apron! Carlos puts his knees up as Jimmy’s spine lands on them! GI ON THE TOP ROPE! DOUBLE KNEES RIGHT INTO THE STERNUM OF JIMMY KRAUSS!!! What a sequence of double teaming maneuvers from the reigning Unified Tag Team Champions! They’re definitely on their game here tonight! CARLOS HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF JIMMY FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!...... TWO!!!!!!!
WWEFan: In comes Andrew Cole as he forces Carlos off of the body of his partner to break up the pin before it was too late! Andrew now just laying into an unguarded Carlos with everything he has! Carlos manages to pick an opportunity to send Andrew stumbling forward! SLINGSHOT SPEAR CONNECTS FROM GI STYLES THROUGH THE ROPES!! Andrew is laid out! Look out! Jimmy Krauss comes in out of nowhere to send Carlos Rosso through the ropes and crashing hard onto the outside! Jimmy turns around! GI CHARGES! JIMMY SENDS HIM UP AND OVER THE ROPES! No! GI manages to just barely catch himself on the apron as he’s hanging by just the tips of his fingers on the top rope! JIMMY KRAUSS WITH A BIG DROPKICK AS GI IS DROPPED DOWN!! Jimmy’s on fire here! Jimmy revives his partner, Andrew Cole, and both men get ready for something big! Carlos and GI are up on the outside! DOUBLE TEAM SENTON PLANCHAS ONTO DYNAMITE RAIN ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
Stew: NO!! Carlos caught Andrew on his shoulders while GI caught Jimmy! Both men turn towards each other! DOUBLE TEAM JACK KNIFE POWERBOMBS AS JIMMY AND ANDREW’S BODIES COLLIDE WITH EACH OTHER!!! WHAT A COMBINATION!! Jimmy and Andrew tried to repeat the beautiful spot Synergy pulled off at Pain For Pride, but it was clearly all for naught as both men seem to be concussed! GI and Carlos pick Jimmy up now... And send him rolling back into the ring! Dynamite Rain slide in as GI locks the waist of Jimmy... SUPERKICK TO JIMMY FROM CARLOS! ANOTHER SUPERKICK! A THIRD SUPERKICK CONNECTS AS GI CONNECTS WITH AN IMMEDIATE DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX ON JIMMY KRAUSS!!!! THERE’S A BRIDGING PIN AS CARLOS ALSO COVERS JIMMY!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!....... TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......... THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Subconscious” by The Score plays all throughout the arena as GI Styles is handed his two Championships and Carlos Rosso is handed his Unified Tag Team Championship)
Announcer: The Winners of this contest and SSSTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIILLLLLL E-A-W UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!..... GI STYLES.... CARLOS ROSSO..... DYNAMITE RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!....
WWEFan: Well they did it! Carlos and GI managed to retain their prestigious Tag Titles here tonight on EAW’s Finale show! What a massive win as they celebrate in the ring!
(“Subconscious” fades out as Carlos Rosso grabs a microphone)
Carlos: ….. I’m not gonna even entertain the thought of you people actually listening to a word Dynamite Rain has to say, because if you DID... I guarantee you we would not be here tonight. We would not be the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions - The LAST EAW Unified Tag Team Champions - and GI Styles would not be the National Extreme Champion. If you people had ANY dignity left in your pathetic bodies that were as much of a cause to the effect of this joke of a company coming to an end as that moron Dark Demon was... If you people had any dignity left in your bodies you would have actually paid attention to the buzz Dynamite Rain has been making ALL throughout the week! You would have listened to what we had to say and if you had any dignity left after Pain For Pride you would have stripped us of our gold and we would most certainly NOT be competing tonight against Joe Nobody and Bob Whatshisface! We would not be wasting the very last drop of precious seconds of our time competing for the entertainment of a bunch of fans that don’t even know how to appreciate the pure athletic sport of professional wrestling! You know WHY Dynamite Rain is here tonight and do you know WHY our obvious shitting on this company has been ignored all week? Because they know Dynamite Rain is the best Goddamn tag team this piece of crap has ever been witness to! They can’t deny our abilities to perform in this ring and the same goes for everybody else! Because you people would rather be RAPED of your Championship gold than get people who want to actually represent this filth... You can do what everybody else can do at this point: Shut up and watch GI Styles and Carlos Rosso walk out and to bigger and better endeavors with your Tag Team Championships and the oh-so very precious National Extreme Championship!
(Carlos hands GI the microphone as a devious grin grows across his face)
GI: And if you’re not DOWN with that, we got just two words for ya!.... GOOD FUCKIN’ RIDDANCE!
(GI and Carlos laugh as GI throws the microphone at the ring announcer and both men take their leave as fans chuck garbage at them)
WWEFan: I really... That was despicable to no extent... It’s really disgusting to see guys like these two showing their true colors on EAW’s final night. Just go to commercial, I can’t stand looking at them.
( Grim music plays, and a snapshot of Scott Diamond's Riot-Squad gassing the entire EAW roster is shown as "End of EAW" is captioned on the bottom )
( Commercials air )
( Flashback footage of the uprising of EAW in 2008 are shown, including huge moments such as DEDEDE vs HRDO, Jaywalkers first WHC win, HBB's performance at the first GR, the legendary Captain Charisma vs RRS feud and DEDEDE winning the Undisputed Hardcore Title )
(“Low of Solipsism” plays all throughout the arena as the confident team of Kira, Gloria Hamada, and Kristina Ouellet make their way out to the stage)
Announcer: The following three-on-three tag team contest is scheduled for ONE fall!.... First, making their way to the ring.... THE TEAM OF.... GLORIA HAMADA.... KRISTINA OUELLET.... AND KKKKKIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRAAAAA!!!....
(“Rumors” by Lindsay Lohan plays all throughout the arena as Cameron Ella Ava makes her way out to the stage with the Vixens Championship around her waist alongside Lethal and Skylar)
Announcer: And their opponents!.... Now making their way to the ring.... THE TEAM OF.... LETHAL.... SKYLAR..... AND THE NEW VIXENS CHAMPION!!.... CAMERON! ELLA!! AAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAA!!!....
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: Here comes Lethal right away as she takes Kira down with a spear and follows it up with several hard shots! No! Kira quickly takes control now as she shifts to be atop her opponent as she connects with those unforgiving lefts and rights! Lethal nails Kira with a hard right forearm! Kira could be dazed after that hit, but it successfully broke her offense against Lethal as it has now become a contest to see who can make it to their feet first as both women’s partners respectively cheer them on! Kira connects with a high kick to the skull of Lethal JUST as both women make it to a vertical base! What a blow! Lethal is sent backpedaling into her team’s corner and THERE’S the blind tag from the newly crowned Vixens Champion, Cameron Ella Ava! Cameron hops the top rope as Kira comes charging in! Drop toe hold sends Kira eating the canvas as the veteran Vixen quickly shifts into a front headlock on her opponent! Kira showing off some very impressive offense in this contest as she counters out of the headlock! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! KIRA’S GOT IT LOCKED IN ON THE VIXENS CHAMPION! Lethal with a very LETHAL leg drop across the skull of Kira out of nowhere!
WWEFan: A dazed Kira is still looking to fight as she woozily stumbles back to a vertical base! SKYLAR’S UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND SHE’S PERCHED! MISSILE DROPKICK!! Kira is sent down HARD to that canvas as the back of her head bounces right off of it on impact! Cameron now getting back to a vertical base of her own.. LOOK OUT! GLORIA HAMADA RUSHES IN AND STRAIGHT FOR THE VIXENS CHAMP! CAMERON’S GOT IT SCOUTED AS SHE SENDS GLORIA UP AND OVER THE ROPES! No! Gloria perfectly catches herself atop the ring apron as Lethal CHARGES! Elbow from Gloria stops Lethal dead in her tracks! SUPERKICK!! Lethal is clocked in the jaw with a devastating superkick and goes flopping down to the harsh mat on the floor as she could very well be out of the equation for the rest of this contest! Cameron now pulling a damaged Kira to her feet.. Kira fires into her with a forearm!
Flashback: That forearm connected hard into the breadbasket of Cameron... Kira now regaining herself enough to SWING! Cameron ducks it! CAMERON WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN AS KIRA TURNS AROUND! KIRA’S STRUGGLING! SLINGSHOT!! Kira collides with her own corner’s top turnbuckle in an emphatic way! I think Kristina just got the blind tag as a dazed Kira is reeling... ROLL UP FROM CAMERON FROM BEHIND!! KRISTINA RUSHES IN FOR A SCHOOLBOY ROLL UP ON CAMERON NOW OUT OF NOWHERE!! SHE’S GOT IT!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!...... TWO!!!!!!!!......
WWEFan: NO! CAMERON KICKS OUT JUST BEFORE THE THREE!! Kristina was on the verge of a MASSIVE upset and she knows it as she snaps now! Kristina’s got control over the Vixens Champion as she repeatedly slams the back of her skull into the canvas! Kristina quickly gets back to her feet! BIG KNEE DROP! Kristina could be looking to end it here as she drags the dazed and damaged Cameron back to her feet! HUGE CLOTHESLINE FROM SKYLAR TAKES KRISTINA DOWN!! KIRA IMMEDIATELY TAKES BOTH HERSELF AND SKYLAR OUT WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE AS BOTH WOMEN CRASH ON THE OUTSIDE!!
Stew: Gloria Hamada realizes her team is in jeopardy of losing this one and she’s looking to solve that problem as she climbs up to the nearest top turnbuckle! CAMERON IS UP! GLORIA IS SENT OFF THE TURNBUCKLE BY LETHAL OUT OF NOWHERE!! GLORIA CRASHES INTO KIRA ON THE OUTSIDE!! Lethal seems to have revived herself as Kristina now takes Cameron down with a big forearm to the back of the head! LETHA’S CLIMBING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE NOW! THIS AIN’T GONNA END WELL! Kristina rushes up to stop Lethal! Kristina laying into Lethal with rapid fire shots! CAMERON WITH AN IMPRESSIVE ROLL UP ON KRISTINA FROM BEHIND!!!
WWEFan: NO! KRISTINA SHIFTS IT INTO A ROLL UP OF HER OWN AS SHE CLENCHES THE BOTTOM ROPE FOR LEVERAGE!!
Stew: LETHAL NAILS KRISTINA WITH A FLYING BOOT TO THE SKULL!! CAMERON SHIFTS IT BACK INTO A ROLL UP ON KRISTINA!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!....... TWO!!!!!!!!!!!.........THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Rumors” by Lindsay Lohan plays all throughout the arena as Cameron Ella Ava is handed her Vixens Championship before she, Lethal, and Skylar celebrate their victory in the ring)
Announcer: The Winners of this contest by pinfall!!..... THE TEAM OF LETHAL, SKYLAR, AND CAMERON! ELLA!! AAAAAVVVVVVVVVAAAAA!!!!....
( Camera is backstage with Eve standing in the interview room with a microphone in hand )
Eve: Ladies and Gentlemen... THE HEART BREAK BOY!
( HBB walks into the screen fully dressed in ring-gear as he puts his arm over Eve's shoulder as he awaits her question )
Eve: Well, HBB.. this is it. It's the final show for Extreme Answers Wrestling as we know it, and there aren't too many people who've had more history than you. But tonight you've got possibly the biggest main event in EAW History as you combat the other 3 greatest to ever step in the EAW ring... what's your plan for this match?
Heart Break Boy: Plan? ....
( HBB off in to space for a moment )
HBB: I don't know... win, I guess...
HBB: ... Bye!
( HBB walks away as Eve looks on confused )
( Camera cuts back to the ring )
(“This Means War” by Ozzy Osbourne and Busta Rhymes plays all throughout the arena as a defiant Hades The Hellraiser revs up his chopper motorcycle and rides his way down to the ring)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall!.... First, making his way to the ring.... From Devil Town, North Carolina!.... Weighing in at 312 pounds!.... HADES! THE!! HEEEEELLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRAAAAAIIIIISSSSSEEERRR!!!....
WWEFan: Well it’s no secret that this man is proud of his first ever Pain For Pride win after a brutal contest with the Iconic veteran, Extreme Enigma. I’d like to believe Hades gained some respect for his Pain For Pride opponent and perhaps he’ll do the same for the man he faces here tonight as they’ve clashed with one another on multiple occasions by now, I’m sure.
(“Always Something” by Cage The Elephant plays all throughout the arena as a determined Diamond Cage makes his way out to the ring in his usual ring attire)
Announcer: And his opponent!.... Now making his way to the ring.... From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada!.... Weighing in at 225 pounds!.... DIAMOND CAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEE!!!....
Flashback: You can never deny the passion of this man whether or not his motives or actions are unjustified, the fact is that he does what he wants and whenever he wants to. Cage thought he had Cash In The Vault in the bag at Pain For Pride and though he came up just a few seconds short of winning it himself, he obviously seeks redemption tonight at the EAW Finale show.
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: Cage is like a wild animal just as the bell has rung as he almost IMMEDIATELY drives his opponent into the nearest corner of the ring and now just whaling away with lefts and rights! Hades seems to have been caught off-guard by the very animalistic behavior coming from his opponent, but he’s NOT going to allow it to get the better of him tonight as he looks to get some offense of his own in; sending a multitude of clubbing blows straight into that lower spinal region of Cage! Cage immediately stops Hades dead in his tracks with a malicious European uppercut! Hades certainly wasn’t expecting that one and the same could be said for what Cage seems to have in mind next! MONKEY FLIP! No! Hades has it telegraphed as he almost immediately clenches the ropes next to him in order to keep himself up and send Cage tumbling to the canvas, but Cage is just as quickly back on his feet and with a look in his eyes that show he wants more!
Flashback: HADES DROPS HIM WITH A BIG BOOT! What a beautiful shot that was as the massive boot of Hades bounces off the skull of his adversary! Hades could be looking to take this moment and utilize it to take advantage... But Cage rolls to the outside! Hades reaching over the ropes... HE PULLS CAGE BACK UP TO THE APRON BY HIS HAIR! No! Cage with an IMMEDIATE elbow right into the jaw of Hades! Another elbow connects as Cage manages to tear himself away from the grasp of his opponent! TOP ROPE-AIDED HANGMAN! Hades is dazed, but the big man is still on his feet! Cage rushes to the nearest corner! HADES CHARGES IN WITH A BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE SKULL! That may have been all Hades had left in the tank for the time-being as he looks to be in recuperation mode after Cage was sent flying down to the mat with great velocity! Look at this! Cage isn’t giving it up just yet!
WWEFan: You’re absolutely right about that, Fan, because Cage is already back up to his feet and with a FIRE in his eyes! His eyes look a tad bit glazed over! He could have suffered a concussion! He doesn’t give a damn what happens to his body so long as he hurts his opponent and he is showing just how purely TENACIOUS Diamond Cage can be as he climbs back up to the apron as fast as he possibly can! Cage is quickly met with a knee through the ropes and straight to the breadbasket courtesy of Hades The Hellraiser and it’s followed up with several unforgiving shots to the body of Cage’s body! Cage doesn’t wanna give up! He’s putting everything he’s got tonight in what is to be both men’s final performance before EAW shuts down for good and they are giving it their all, but Cage wants something for the EAW Universe to remember him by! Cage’s taped upper left shoulder is nagging him, but he’s doing all he possibly can to hang in... Cage is knocked off the apron! HADES CHARGES INTO THE OPPOSITE ROPES AND BACK! DIVING PLANCHA!!
Flashback: HADES’ UPPER BODY IS SENT COMPLETELY THROUGH PART OF THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE AS HE CRASHES AND BURNS!!! HADES MISSES IT AS CAGE SIDESTEPPED THE ATTACK!! Hades could be severely injured after that one as he’s left in a heap of the shattered table with his psychologically disturbed and overjoyed opponent in tow! Diamond Cage is in a great deal of pain, but he wants to fight with all his might tonight and he’s certainly doing just that as he just avoided a potential CAREER-ENDING maneuver! Cage now pulling Hades up... Hades looks like a mess.. CAGE’S FINALE!!!! THE CAGE’S FINALE CONNECTS AS HADES IS LAID OUT!! Cage looks like a madman here tonight as he grabs a hold of the battered and beaten Hades... He rolls him into the ring! PIN HIM! He... What’s Cage thinking?
WWEFan: I don’t know, but Hades is down for the count and Cage seems to be thinking of something bigger as he pulls Hades back up... SETTING HIM UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Cage climbs up there with him as both men are officially in no man’s land! PICKING HADES UP! NOBLE TRUTH!!!! NO! HADES FIGHTING BACK! HADES WITH A SERIES OF ELBOW INTO THE RIBS! CAGE WANTS TO CONNECT! Hades drops down to the apron! HE WRAPS A HAND AROUND CAGE’S THROAT! DON’T!! CHOKESLAM FROM HELL DOWN TO THE MAT!!!! CAGE’S BODY JUST BOUNCES OFF THE MAT LIKE A RUBBER BALL!! CAGE IS IN DIRE STRAITS HERE, BUT LOOK! Look at this man! Diamond Cage’s kidneys could be bruised after that, but he’s crawling! HE’S CRAWLING! Hades now... Rolling Cage back into the ring... Cage is still moving... Hades with a boot to the skull! Another boot! Cage is still moving! He refuses to stop! Hades pulls Cage up! PICKING HIM UP!! LAST CALL!!!! THE LAST CALL CONNECTS AS HADES HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!....... TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!......... THREE!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“This Means War” by Ozzy Osbourne and Busta Rhymes plays all throughout the arena as Diamond Cage kicks out a second too late)
Announcer: The Winner of this match by pinfall!!..... HADES! THE! HEEEELLLLLLLRRRAAAIIIISSSEEEEERRRR!!!
HYC: Tough, tough loss for Diamond Cage... these two put on quite a fight, and Hades comes out with the victory again making that two in a row following the win against Extreme Enigma at Pain for Pride.
Stew: I have so much respect for Diamond Cage, as well as Hades... these men are destined if they stick around in this business.
( Eerie music plays and a snapshot of Scott Diamond hitting the Vortex off the top turnbuckle on Dark Demon through stacked tables is shown; Captions: "End of EAW" )
(Camera fades backstage to Flashback standing in front of the EAW Interview space with a smile on his face.)
Flashback: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have the pleasure of speaking with...
(Alex Anderson grabs the microphone from Flashback.)
Alex Anderson: None other than the individual who rightfully deserves to be known as MISTER Cash in the Vault! The man who deserves to be known forever more as EAW's TRUE Last Chance at Midnight...the last ever EAW Champion, Alex Anderson! But you all saw the travest that took place at Pain for Pride. I was robbed and cheated by the adreniline junkie that is now the EAW World Heavyweight Champion. Zack Crash shouldn't be World Champion...I SHOULD BE!
Flashback: So do you think—
Brian Daniels:—NO! NO! NO! No way! Give me a break AA. I dominated the majority of that match, while you spent about as much time on your back! I mean did you hear that crowd on Saturday?
(Daniels and AA stand face to face before Jacob Senn walks into the picture, taking the mcirophone form Flashback who runs off.)
Senn: Brian, I see that look in your eye. I'm not happy about what happened at PFP either, but AA's my partner tonight. So I can't let you beat his ass quite yet...
(The tension builds as Nick Angel walks into frame holding his Elite Championship.)
Nick Angel: See? Look at you guys...ready to fight over nothing. (Pat's the Elite title.) This is what I fight for...You people are pathetic...
(AA shoves Brian Daniels into Nick Angel. A huge argument erupts with Jacob Senn in the middle. Suddenly, all four men fall into complete silence, looking on at the same thing. )
(The camera view turns around to see Zack Crash walking by grinning with the World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder.)
( Commercials Air )
( Camera returns to ringside )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall!!!
(“Run On” By Blues Saraceno hits as Johnny Ventura walks out in a trench coat and a Guy Fawkes Mask)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first from Brooklyn New York, weighting in at 235 Pounds! JOHHNNNNYYYYYYY VENTURRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!
(“Cinderella Man” By Enimem hits as Extreme Enigma walks out with his face painted identical to Johnny Ventura's mask )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Jersey City New Jersey! Weighting in at 226 Pounds!!!! THE HUMAN CODEX......EXTREEEEMEEEEEEEE ENIGGMAAAAA!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
HYC: And this should be an exciting contest between two men who came off great matches at Pain for Pride! Extreme Enigma and Johnny Ventura circle the ring and charge in for a collar and elbow tie up! Extreme Enigma takes control as he grabs the head of Johnny Ventura for a headlock but Ventura shoots him off into the ropes! Johnny Ventura now charges in for a shoulder tackle on Extreme Enigma! BUT EXTREME ENIGMA SIDE STEPS IT AND JOHNNY STOPS DEAD IN HIS TRACKS AS HE HOLDS THE ROPES AND TURNS AROUND AND EXTREME ENIGMA SENDS A KICK INTO THE MID-SECTION OF JOHNNY VENTURA!!!
Stew: But Ventura catches the leg and EE HITS A ENZURGURI!!! AND ENZURGURI AS JOHNNY VENTURA IS DOWN HOLDING HIS HEAD BUT GETS UP QUICKLY AND EXTREME ENIGA BEGINS SENDING RIGHT HANDS INTO THE HEAD OF JOHNNY VENTURA AS VENTURA WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THAT ENZURGURI!!! Extreme Enigma stops with the swift right hands to the head of Ventura and pulls him up to his feet and goes for the front face lock! AND EXTREME ENIGMA WITH A SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE MAT!!!! JOHNNY VENTURA SITTING UP NOW HOLDING HIS BACK!! EXTREME ENIGMA CHARGES INTO THE ROPES AND HITS A DROPKICK AS JOHNNY FALLS ONTO HIS BACK!!
HYC: Extreme Enigma now climbing onto the top rope! As Johnny Ventura is stirring and getting up to his feet! Johnny notices Extreme Enigma and THROWS HIMSELF INTO THE ROPES AS JOHNNY VENTURA LANDS GROIN FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! Look at the pain in Extreme Enigma's face! Johnny Ventura is climbing the top rope as EE is still in pain and Johnny Ventura HITS A BACK SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE AS EXTREME ENIGMA IS HOLDING HIS BACK IN AGONY!!!! Both men felt that but I think Extreme Enigma felt the most of that pain as Johnny Ventura is pulling himself up onto his feet! Johnny now stomps on Extreme Enigma, and he stomps on him again! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! And Extreme Enigma leaning toward the bottom rope as Ventura backs up and runs ahead of speed AND HITS A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK KNOCKING EXTREME ENIGMA ONTO THE OUTSIDE!!! EXTREME ENIGMA IS DOWN AND JOHNNY VENTURA HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF THIS MATCH!
Stew: Johnny Ventura walks to the outside and grabs Extreme Enigma to his feet and hits a SCOOP SLAM ONTO THE FLOOR AS EXTREME ENIGMA CONTINUES TO HOLD HIS BACK IN AGONY!! Johnny Ventura grabs Extreme Enigma and sends him back first into the barricade as Extreme Enigma is just getting thrown around this arena by Johnny Ventura! Johnny Ventura grabbing Extreme Enigma once again and begins slamming him head first into the barricade! AGAIN! AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! JOHNNY VENTURA IS ALL SORTS OF TENACIOUS HERE TONIGHT AT THE EAW FINALE!!! Extreme Enigma is on his feet but he is a little daze as Johnny hops on the barricade and hits a CROSSBODY ON EXTREME ENIGMA!!! EXTREME ENIGMA IS DOWN AND JOHNNY VENTURA BEGINS TO ROLL EXTREME ENIGMA INSIDE THE RING BUT JOHNNY BEGINS DIGGING UNDERNEATH THE RING!! And Johnny Ventura pulls out a Steel Chair from underneath the ring as it appears we are going to get a bit “Extreme” here tonight on the Finale!
HYC: Johnny Ventura enters with the chair in hand as Extreme Enigma is trying to pull himself up to his feet! EXTREME ENIGMA TURNS AROUND AND JOHNNY VENTURA WITH A SHOT INTO THE GUT WITH THE CHAIR!!!! AND THEN HE WACKS HIM IN THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR AS EXTREME ENIGMA JUST FALLS ONTO THE MAT CLOSING HIS EYES AND CLINCHING HIS TEETH TO THE FEELING OF THAT AGONIZING PAIN!! Johnny now sets up the chair and begins sitting in it taunting to this crowd as they beginning to boo!!! Johnny Ventura now gets up and Irish-Whips Extreme Enigma! BUT EXTREME ENIGMA REVERSES AND HITS A DROP TOE HOLD ON JOHNNY VENTURA AS VENTURA COLLIDES WITH THE STEEL CHAIR JAW FIRST!!! OH MY GOD!!! I SWEAR JOHHNY LOST SOME TEETH THEIR AS EXTREME ENIGMA IS ON ALL FLOORS TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP!!!
Stew: Extreme Enigma now trying to create some momentum here as Ventura is up and Extreme Enigma grabs him and hits a SNAP DDT ONTO THE MAT AS VENTURA IS OUT ON THE MAT AND EXTREME ENIGMA ISN'T DONE AS HE CLIMBS TO THE TOP!! EXTREME ENIGMA IS SETTING UP FOR SOMETHING HERE AS HE AWAITS VENTURA TO GET ONTO HIS FEET!!! VENTURA TAKING TIME BUT EXTREME ENIGMA WAITING PAITENTLY AS VENTURA IS UP AND TURNS AROUND AND EXTREME ENIGMA LEAPS OFF FOR WHISPER IN THE WIND!!!! EXTREME ENIGMA CONNECTS WITH WHISPER IN THE WIND ON JOHNNY VENTURA!!!! EXTREME ENIGMA IS SCRAPPING TO THE COVER!!! AND HE DRAPES HIS ARM AROUND JOHNNY VENTURA AND GOES FOR THE FIRST COVER OF THIS MATCH!!
HYC: KICKOUT BY VENTURA!!! Extreme Enigma running his fingers through his hair and goes onto the outside! Extreme Enigma is digging under the ring and pulls out a LADDER!!! EXTREME ENIGMA PULLS OUT A HUGE LADDER AS THE CROWD RISES TO THEIR FEET AND BEGINS TO CHEER LOUDLY AS EXTREME ENIGMA SENDS THE LADDER INSIDE OF THE RING!! Extreme Enigma begins to go inside of the ring and sets the ladder in the corner! Extreme Enigma now grabs Johnny Ventura and WHIPS HIM INTO THE LADDER AS VENTURA IS DAZED! Extreme Enigma goes to the opposite side of the corner AND RUNS AND HITS THE ENIGMATIC ARREST!!! THAT DROPKICK INTO THE LADDER AS JOHNNY VENTURA COLLAPSES ONTO THE FLOOR AND BEFORE EXTREME ENIGMA CAN GO FOR THE PIN VENTURA FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE!!
Stew: I don't know if it was the impact of that move by Extreme Enigma or if it was Ventura rolling out of the ring to avoid being pinned in this contest! But still Ventura is a very fortunate because I believe Extreme Enigma would have had this match won! Extreme Enigma upset with his hands in his hair as he rolls out and runs around the ring and hops onto the barricade! What the hell is Extreme Enigma doing! Johnny Ventura is up on his feet AND EXTREME ENIGMA RUNS ON THE BARRICADE AND HITS A CLOTHESLINE ON JOHNN- WAIT A MINUTE JOHNNY VENTURA SIDE STEPS IT AND EXTREME ENIGMA GOES CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR!!! JOHNNY VENTURA GRABS HIM UP QUICKLY AND THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! JOHNNY VENTURA NOW WITH AN INTENSE LOOK IN HIS EYES AS HE RIPS OFF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE MONITORS!!! AND HE SETS EXTREME ENIGMA ON THE ANNOUNCER TABLE AND BEGINS SENDING VICIOUS RIGHT HANDS TO THE HEAD OF EXTREME ENIGMA!!! EXTREME ENIGMA IS DOWN AND VENTURA HOPS ONTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!
HYC: And Johnny Ventura PICKS HIM UP AND LOOKS TO BE SETTING UP FOR A PILEDRIVER!!! ONTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE BUT EXTREME ENIGMA IS FIGHTING IT OFF!!! EXTREME ENIGMA FIGHTS IT OFF AND BACK BODY DROPS JOHNNY VENTURA ONTO THE FLOOR!!! JOHNNY VENTURA HOLDS HIS BACK IN AGONY!!! AND EXTREME ENIGMA CATCHING A BREATH HERE AND GETS OFF THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!! Extreme Enigma saving himself from further punishment their as Extreme Enigma sends Ventura onto the announcers table and this should not be good! THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL FOLKS!! EXTREME ENIGMA NOW ROLLS HIMSELF INSIDE OF THE RING AND GRABS THAT LADDER AND SETS IT UP AND IS CLIMBING RUNG BY RUNG!!
Stew: JOHNNY VENTURA IS UP ON HIS FEET ON THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE THOUGH!!! AND EXTREME ENIGMA REALIZES IT AND SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT FOCUSED ON JOHNNY VENTURA!! EXTREME ENIGMA LEAPS OFF THE LADDER FOR A CROSSBODY ONTO JOHNNY VENTURA AS BOTH MEN GO CRASHING THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!! THAT WAS FUCKING INSANE BY EXTREME ENIGMA!!!!
(Replay is Shown)
HYC: These men are giving it everything they have as they are both down on the outside but my god! I can't believe it! Extreme Enigma is using the barricade to get up on his feet! Extreme Enigma grabbing a laid out Johnny Ventura and rolls him inside of the ring! AND EXTREME ENIGMA COVERS JOHNNY VENTURA!!!!
Stew: OH MAN!!! OH MAN! WHAT A MATCH THESE MEN ARE PUTTING ON!! VENTURA KICKS OUT! VENTURA MANAGERS TO ROLL THE SHOULDER UP! Extreme Enigma looking shocked as he is in pain holding his back in agony! Johnny Ventura up to his feet and Extreme Enigma awaits for him and both men back to square one ARE TRADING HANDS BACK AND FORTH! VENTURA! ENIGMA! VENTURA! ENIGMA! VENTURA! AND VENTURA CONTINUES AND SPINS WITH A SPINNING BACK HAND ON EXTEME ENIGMA AS EXTREME ENIGMA IS LAID OUT AND VENTURA COVERS!!
HYC: VENTURA IS SHOCKED THAT EXTREME ENIGMA KICKED OUT AND VENTURA GOES TO THE OUTSIDE AND IS SEARCHING FOR ANOTHER OBJECT TO PUT INTO THIS MATCH!! AND JOHNNY VENTURA PULLS OUT A BARBWIRE BOARD!! A BARBWIRE BOARD IS BEING INCLUDED INTO THIS MATCH AS VENTURA SENDS IT INSIDE OF THE RING!!! AND VENTURA BEGINS STALKING EXTREME ENIGMA AND AS EE TURNS AROUND LOOKS TO GO A POWERBOMB ONTO THAT BARBWIRE BOARD!!!!
Stew: BUT EXTREME ENIGMA FIGHTS OUT OF IT AND HITS A JAW BREAKER AS VENTURA IS OUT ON THE MAT!! EXTREME ENIGMA TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT AND BEGINS TO CLIMB THE TOP ROPE!!! AND EXTREME ENIGMA POSES AND LOOKS TO HIT THE FALL FROM GRACE!!!!! IT CONN- NO OH MY GOD NOOO JOHNNY VENTURA MOVES AND PLACES THE BARBWIRE BOARD INFRONT OF EXTREME ENIGMA AS EXTREME ENIGMA SCREAMS IN AGONY AS THAT BARBWIRE IS TEARING HIS FLESH RIGHT OFF THE BONE!! VENTURA NOW GRABS EXTREME ENIGMA UP AND THE BARBWIRE BEGINS TO UNSTICK OUT OF HIS SKIN AS THE CROWD LOOKS ON IN ASTONISHMENT AND VENTURA HITS THE CARDIACT UNREST!!! OH MY GOD HE HIT IT AND HE COVERS EXTREME ENIGMA!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER! JOHNNNYYYY VENTURAAAAAAAAA!!
(“Run On” By Blues Saraceno plays as Ventura gets up to his feet and the referee raises his hand)
HYC: Spectacular performance here tonight by these two individuals, they gave us everything they had and more tonight! And Ventura was able to pick up the victory over Extreme Enigma!
( Somber music is playing and flashes to EAW 2008-2011 are shown featuring highlights such as the emergence of Cyclone, HRDO's second coming, The Gawd's WHC reign, HBB and CM Banks' World Title reigns, the Generation Genesis, Banks vs Mak, Jaywalker vs Robbie V and DEDEDE vs Heart Break Boy. The legend and dynasty of King Mak as the leader of the Genesis is shown. Extreme Enigma's rise to the main event and overcoming the odds by winning CITV is shown, along with his transformation from ultimate babyface to dastardly Human Codex. Hurricane Hawk's rampage through EAW is highlighted. The epic matches, moments and stables such as the Kliq, Generation Genesis, Triple Crown Syndicate and teams like MC Squared, OTA and more are shown. Jaywalker's reign as EAW VP and the Dynasty's Foundation is highlighted including his legendary match with Mr. DEDEDE. The rise up Lethal Consequences is highlighted. Robbie V's emergence as a superstar, his KOE and GR wins and his epic at Pain for Pride 4 are shown. HBB's thrilling EAW and WHC title reigns are aired. 2010: The Year of Impact is also shown with all of the highlights. Captain Charisma's epic ride to the top from his beginnings in 08 to being the EAW Champion is shown. The rise of Rated R Shaman to dominance is highlighted. HRDO's epic retirement is shown, along with many epic matches and feuds in between. It's all capped off with the gigantic Banks vs Mr. DEDEDE feud at Pain for Pride 4 the marked the end of an era. )
( Commercials air )
( Somber music is shown as a snapshot of the EAW Roster coughing and wheezing on the floor is shown next to a shot of grenades being tossed up the ramp )
( Camera returns to the ring side )
HYC: Yes, Pain for Pride was the most successful yet catastrophic event in history. And we want to take the time out to recognize another match; Y2Impact vs. Methuselah, which was in my view the GREATEST match in EAW history.
Stew: It absolutely was with not even a shadow of a doubt. These men moved liked forces you wouldn't believe.. it was a match that can't be described in words and we truly feel sorry for you if you missed it, because you missed history. And we're pointing this out because tonight those two men, granted they won't be nearly at 100 percent, but they'll be competing along with two of the other greatest in EAW history! Mr. DEDEDE, Y2Impact, Heart Break Boy and THE Jaywalker! Jaywalker also competed in one of the best title matches we may ever seen in our lives, and HBB came out victorious in his thriller against POP. You can only imagine how historic tonight's main event is!
HYC: Yes, but let's move on to our next match.
Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is a six man tag! Introducing first, the team of TYLER PARKER, HURRICANE HAWK, AND BRIANNNNNNNNNNNN DANIEEELSSSS!!!
( "I Blame You" plays as all three men walk out calmly and a multicolored pyro goes off behind them )
Ring Announcer: And their opponents, the team of... JACOB SENN, THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL, AND ALEXXXXXXXXXX ANDDDERSONNNN!!!
( "300 Violin Orchestra" plays as Alex Anderson leads out with the other two following and yellow pyros go off )
( Ding Ding Ding )
Stew: Hurricane Hawk and Jacob Senn start off here, and Jacob goes for a few quick right hands, but Hurricane Hawk blocks them as he connects with a quick uppercut, and follows up with an Irish whip into the corner! Hurricane Hawk charges into the corner, but Senn sidesteps, and hits a shunning round house to the back of Hawk's head! Hurricane Hawk leans into the corner as Senn begins to kick him over and over in the abdominal region, but Hurricane Hawk swings his elbow into his jaw, and then he tosses him into the corner! Hawk drives his shoulder into Senn's gut over and over as he pulls him out drags him to his corner... Hawk hits a bodyslam as he tags in Brian Daniels who hits a top rope headbutt!
HYC: Brian Daniels is unleashing with stomps all over the torso of Senn, and Jacob tries to roll out of the ring, but Brian pulls him back in and drops and elbow on the back of his leg! Brian Daniels pulls Senn up and connects with a snap suplex! He rolls over and hits another! He goes for the third... BUT SENN PULLS OUT AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK! He scurries to his corner and tags in the Prince of Phenomenal hits a leaping stomp on his back! Prince pulls Daniels to his feet and is hitting chest chops as he backs him into the corner, and then drives a discus elbow into his jaw...
Stew: Prince backs up, and charges again for a leaping corner splash! BUT BRIAN LIFTS HIS KNEES UP! Prince stumbles forward... AND BRIAN DANIELS WITH A BACKSTABBER! DOUBLE KNEES TO THE BACK CONNECTS! Brian puts him in a side headlock as he drags him towards his corner... He tags in Tyler! Brian hits an atomic drop, and Tyler Parker with a springboard dropkick to Prince's face! Tyler yanks the Prince of Phenomenal in a side headlock as he drives his fist into his face repeatedly, and Tyler quickly goes for a suplex! But Prince spins out of it, and hits a step up enziguri! Tyler falls back into Prince's corner as he tags in Alex Anderson! Prince and Anderson double team on Tyler and are stomping him out in the corner!
HYC: Alex Anderson pulls him to his feet and pushes him into the corner, connecting with multiple knees to his sides while Prince and Senn send right hands to his face! Anderson tags in Senn and they go to the middle of the ring... AND SENN WHIPS ANDERSON INTO TYLER! AND THEN JACOB SENN WITH A CORNER SPLASH! Tyler is being beat down hard in the corner by the other team, and Brian Daniels has had enough of it! He goes over and he pulls the Prince of Phenomenal down and tosses him into the barricade! Alex Anderson steps down and throws a right hand at Brian, but Brian catches it and kicks him in the shin, dropping him to one knee.... AND BRIAN DANIELS WITH A KNOCKOUT ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
Stew: Meanwhile in the ring, Jacob Senn is rubbing Tyler's face into the turnbuckle and he pulls him into the middle of the ring, and hoists him up for a suplex! BUT TYLER WIGGLES OUT AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! Tyler goes to tag in Hurricane Ha—BUT JACOB SENN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! He pulls Tyler back to the middle of the ring as he drops down and wrenches on his neck... Brian Daniels and Hurricane Hawk and screaming for Tyler, trying to motivate him... TYLER GET'S ON ONE FOOT! AND HE'S STANDING.... But Jacob Senn knees him in the gut and tosses him back in the corner! Senn goes charging for a corner lariat... BUT TYLER DUCKS UNDER IT AND GOES SPRINTING ACROSS THE RING AND LEAPS, TAGGING IN HURRICANE HAWK!
HYC: Hawk comes in and he clotheslines Jacob Senn down! Senn gets up and Hawk takes him down again! Hawk lifts him up and whips him into the ropes... Alex Anderson connects with a blind tag as Senn flyings into Hawk who puts him on his shoulders, and hits the rolling firemans carry! He gets up and Alex Anderson drives his forearm into the back of his head! Alex Anderson is punching him repeatedly and sends a few kicks his way, and now he yanks him in for a DDT! BUT HURRICANE HAWK DRIVES HIM INTO THE CORNER! Hawk tags in Brian Daniels who stands on the second rope... AND SPRINBOARD CAUSTIC ECHO! THE ROUNDHOUSE OVER THE ROPES CONNECTS! Anderson comes stumbling out and Daniels instantly locks in the injection! Anderson is caught in the middle of the ring... AND HE TAPS! HE TAPS OUT!!!
( Ding Ding Ding )
( Brian's music hits as he jumps up in celebration )
Ring Announcer: Here are your winneeers... the team of HURRICANE HAWK, TYLER PARKER AND BRIAAAAAAAN DANIEEEEEEEEEELSS!!!
HYC: HELL of a win! One HELL of a win! Brian Daniels is such an impressive man and it'll be a shame that he can't further his legacy in EAW, but kudos to all six of the men in this ring. Kudo's to Alex Anderson as well, he has a bright future!
Stew: Indeed; not in EAW, but still a bright future. Very captivating match as we're nearing our final matches in EAW history.
( Camera cuts to backstage, where Mr. DEDEDE is seated on a bench in the hallway dressed in his ring gear with referees on each side of him. He's bandaged all over his torso and his right arm )
Referee 1: We'll be helping you to the ring, if that's right with you.
Mr. DEDEDE: Well... I'm in no position to bargain, am I?. I can barely walk by myself as it is. I've never even come close to the kind of challenge Impact put me through a week ago. I mean, I'm hurting but I can only imagine how Impact is feeling right now.
Voice: You can do more than that.
( DEDEDE looks up, and Impact is seen stiffly walking toward him with bandages around his waist/back, arms and his head along with a cast on one of his fingers )
Mr. DEDEDE: Wow, Impact.. I'm in awe. I can't believe you're even moving around like that. You're amazing..
( Impact has a bitter look on his face )
Impact: Yeah... I don't know how I'm doing it. But for what it's worth...
( Impact extends his hand towards DEDEDE and forces a smile )
Impact: Thank you. You gave me the best match I could ever have. You've earned my respect.
( DEDEDE shakes his hand and grins )
DEDEDE: You too.. make sure you give HBB and Jay what you gave me.
Impact: Oh.. I will.
( Impact yanks DEDEDE off the bench and kicks him into the ribs as DEDEDE cringes in pain on the ground )
( Impact walks away and the referees tend to him )
Ref: DDD! Stay down, please!
Mr. DEDEDE: Don't worry... I guess deserved that.
( DEDEDE is on the ground holding his ribs as the refs tend to him )
( Commercials air )
( EAW footage from Pain for Pride 4 to Pain for Pride 6 is shown as epic music is in the background. The rise of Dark Demon and Kawajai as EAW's two biggest stars are shown, with focus on their Championship reign. Alexander Da Vinci's dominance is shown, with his team with Banks and his several World Title reigns. The introduction of stars like Diamond Cage, Colin Kaline and mainly the rise of Eddie Mack is shown. Ashten Cross' rise to prominence along with Hurricane Hawk's run is highlighted. Captures of "Mutiny" and the plight of Matt Daniels is noted, along with Moses X's determination and the legacy of Heart Break Gal being cemented is shown after. Cameron Ella Ava and Cleopatara's year-long feud and the rise of both Vixens is showcased. The rise of "The Enterprise" and their dastardly run over EAW lead by WWEFan and Lethal Consequences is shown. The rise to prominence from Prince of Phenomenal is shown including his epic AWC win at Pain for Pride 5. The return of Mr. DEDEDE and him being revealed as the "Stockbroker" and the EAW Chairman is shown including his epic match with Lethal Consequences. The rise of Project EGO along with Heart Break Boy, POP, the returning Jaywalker, Cleo, Dark Demon and Troy Conway showing their run in EAW including their performance at Territorial Invasion. Ashten Cross becoming chairman and Dark Demon vs Kawajai feud and match is shown with the EAW Title being retired. The epic Mr. DEDEDE vs Kawajai confrontation is shown, including the timeless 75 foot fall from the titantron. Project EGO's dominance over EAW is continually shown. The return of Robbie V is shown and the rise to main event for Diamond Cage is highlighted. Dark Demon's WHC reign is highlighted / Jaywalker's win and undefeated streak is tallied up to where he wins the WHC. Y2Impact's win of the AWC at the Elimination Chamber is shown including his rise to get there. Methuselah's return and his string of FPV main event victories are shown including the rematch against Heart Break Boy where Project EGO is shut down for good. The rise of Hades the Hellraiser and the return of Extreme Enigma is also shown. Flashes leading up to Pain for Pride 6 is shown including the HBB/POP feud, Dark Demon/Scott feud and Y2Impact/Methuselah feud )
( Somber music is played as the screen shows a still-photo of Scott Diamond pinning Dark Demon. Another photo of Scott Diamond beating his chest on the top turnbuckle is shown. Captions: "End of EAW" )
( Camera returns to the arena )
Ring Announcer: The following.. is a CHAMPION vs CHAMPION match!
( "Sins of the Father" by Donna Burke hits; Liam Catterson walks out carrying the AWC and the Interwire Title )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first... from Shildon, UK weighing 210 POOOOOUNDSSS... He is the EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION, AND THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIOOOOOOOONNNNN.... LLLLLIAAAAAAAAAAAM CATTERSOOOOOOONNNNN!!
HYC: Even though it's the end, Liam Catterson can still be VERY proud of what he's accomplished in such a short time with his DUO Championships. I find it absolutely amazing how much this young man has accomplished so quickly, and if I didn't know any better I'd say he made it look easy.
( "Crash" by Decyfer Down hits, Zack Crash storms out in adrenaline with the WHC on his waist )
Ring Announcer: His opponent.. from Charleston, West Virginia weighing 225 POOOOOOUNDSSS.. he is the WOOOOOOOOOORLD HEAVYWEEEIGHT CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOONNNNN.. ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK CRAASSSHHHHHHHH!!
Stew: Zack Crash, in the meanwhile, has had a struggle that many of us can relate to! He's been stuck for so long and had to fight his way from out of the pit on numerous occasions, and his ride to this World Championship was an amazing one! He won the CITV and immediately took the opportunity on Jaywalker in a heavily debated, desputed decision. But Zack has ensured that his hard work pays off, and would love nothing more than to end his career with a win!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: And here we go our big champion versus champion match up is just getting started. Zack Crash and Liam Catterson are circling the ring until finally they meet up in the middle of the ring for the lock up. Zack Crash quickly adjusts the lock up into a side headlock take down. Liam is grounded as Zack still has the headlock pressured, but Liam starts to get to his feet and pushes Zack off into the ropes! Zack comes back and Liam with a beautiful dropkick right into Zack’s chest! Zack gets right back to his feet and Liam catches him with a few right hand punches but Zack with a kick to Liam’s gut! And Zack hooks Liam in, but Liam drops down to the ground and drop toe holds Zack into the ropes!
HYC: Liam quickly takes advantage as he starts to choke Zack with the ropes! Liam stops after a while and pulls Zack away from the ropes and starts to show boat to the crowd.
Liam: YEAH!!! I’M THE BEST CHAMP-
HYC: ZACK QUICKLY WITH A ROLL UP CATCHING LIAM OFF GUARD!!
HYC: Liam somehow kicks out of it! Liam gets to his feet with anger written all over his face as Zack Crash gets back to his feet and Liam swings at Zack.. Zack ducks under the punch and wraps his arms around Liam for an STO! Zack pulls Liam back up and sends him off the ropes with an irish whip, Liam comes back and Zack with a HURRICARANA!! And Liam goes flying through the middle ropes hitting the padded floor on the outside of the ring! Liam starts favoring his back as Zack Crash smirks looking at the fans and stalks Liam on the outside waiting for him to get up. Liam uses the barricade to stand up.. AND ZACK BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND….. A SUICIDE DI- WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NO LIAM MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND ZACK HITS THE BARRICADE BACK AND NECK FIRST!!! THAT HAD TO HURT!
Stew: My goodness that was brutal! Liam definitely has the advantage here right now as he starts to smirk and he starts to stomp on the back of Zack Crash! Liam targeting the neck of Zack Crash as he puts his knee in the back of the neck of Zack Crash and puts all of his weight down on it!! Zack Crash is wailing his arms trying to get free as Liam stops and pulls Zack Crash up to his feet… AND LIAM LIFTS ZACK CRASH INTO THE AIR FOR A SUPLEX ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE AND ZACK CRASH HITS THE BARRICADE BACK FIRST AND LANDS ON THE OTHER SIDE!!! Jesus Christ Liam is just terrorizing that spine of Zack as he smiles and Zack is just laying there as Liam pulls Zack to his feet by his hair! Liam pulls Zack over the barricade and rolls him into the ring! Liam rolls into the ring and covers Zack quickly! This has to be it!
HYC: --- NO ZACK CRASH KICKS OUT!!! Liam starts to slam his feet into the mat and arguing with the referee as he gets to his feet. Liam turns his attention back to Zack Crash as he’s trying to get to his feet using the ropes. Zack gets up leaning on the turnbuckle as Liam charges at him… AND A STINGER CORNER SPLASH!!! WAIT NO!!! Zack moves out of the way as Liam hits the turnbuckle chest first! Zack spins Liam around and starts sending shots to his chest and face! Zack Crash backs up a little bit AND CHARGES AT LIAM WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE… AND HE QUICKLY TURNS IT INTO A BULLDOG TAKING DOWN LIAM! Zack starts to favor his spine as he gets up and looks down at Liam.. and ZACK WITH A LEAPING KNEE DROP TO THE FACE OF LIAM!!
Stew: Zack Crash rolls out of the ring smirking as he lifts up the apron! Things are about to get serious here as he pulls out a tin trash can that’s already filled with weapons.. who puts that under there?!!?!? And Zack puts it in the ring as he gets inside himself. Liam starts to stir as Zack pulls out a kendo stick and targets Liam’s spine… AND HE SWINGS HITTING LIAM IN HIS BACK REPEATEDLEY! AND I KNOW THAT HAS TO STING! Zack pulls Liam up… AND ZACK WITH A KENDO STICK ASSISTED RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!! Zack Crash is taking control of this match as he starts hooks the leg of Liam… this is it!
HYC: --- LIAM CATTERSON GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! Zack gets up using the ropes as he drops the kendo stick and grabs a steel chair from the trash can as he walks over to the turnbuckle and wedges it between the ropes. Zack walks over to Liam grabbing him by his hair… BUT LIAM WITH A LOW BLOW!!!!!!!! HOW DIRTY!! Liam gets to his feet and he has Zack by the head… AND HE CHARGES ZACK’S SKULL INTO THE WEDGED CHAIR!!!! My goodness this is crazy! Liam pulls Zack out with his head still wedged between that chair.. AND OH MY .. A DDT WITH THAT CHAIR STILL WEDGED AROUND ZACK’S NECK!!! Liam is trying to break that man’s neck someone needs to stop this! Liam lifts up Zack a little bit grabbing the chair from around his neck……….. AND LIAM SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES.. AND THE DISASTER KICK WITH THE STEEL CHAIR SMASHING INTO ZACK’S FACE!!!
Stew: I think I’M STARTING TO SEE BLOOD HERE!! Zack is down as Liam starts to smirk and goes to the top rope… he sits for a while stalking Zack waiting for him to get to his feet.. what does he have in mind? And Zack is slowly getting to his feet with his back turned towards Liam.. and Zack turns around as LIAM LEAPS!!!! AND OH MY GOODNESS… A STEEL CHAIR SHOT FROM ZACK SWATTING LIAM OUT OF MID AIR!!! AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!! My goodness these two champions want to prove who’s best but one of them needs to get to their feet fast! Zack starts to stir first as he crawls towards the ropes and uses them to help himself up as Liam gets to his knees! AND ZACK QUICKLY WITH A RUNNING ENZUGURI AND LIAM HITS THE MAT ONCE AGAIN!
HYC: Zack is smiling as he grips up Liam and… ZACK WITH THE SIDE EFFECT!!!! AND IT CONNECTS!!! Zack starts to hook the leg of Liam.. THIS IS OVER
Stew: NO!!! LIAM KICKS OUT!!! I don’t know who’s going to take this thing it’s been so back and forth! Liam starts to stir as Zack Crash gets back to his feet and he walks back over to the trashcan.. what else can you possibly put in there? AND OH MY GOODNESS.. ZACK PULLS OUT a 2x4 WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE ON ONE SIDE!!! Liam starts to get to his feet as his eyes widened as ZACK CHARGES…. BUT LIAM WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AND ZACK DROPS THE 2x4! Liam pulls Zack up quickly kneeing him in his gut smirking as he is standing right over the 2x4.. OH NO!!! CUTTERSON!! THE CUTTERSON RIGHT ON TOP OF THE BARBED WIRE PART OF THE 2x4!! AND IT CONNEEEEEEEEEEE- WAIT NO!!! ZACK CRASH SPINS OUT OF IT HOOKING LIAM’S ARMS.. OH GOODNESS NO!! THE CRASH TEST!!! THE CRASH TEST CONNECTS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE BARBED WIRE PART OF THE 2X4 AS LIAM’S FACE IS COVERED IN BLOOD!!! ZACK TURNS LIAM OVER.. AND HE COVERS HIM!!! THIS IS OVER NOW FOLKS!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( "Crash" by Decyfer Down hits, Zack pulls himself up barely and his handed his WHC and gets his arm raised )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winneerrr.. ZAAAAAACK CRASSHHHH!!
Stew: It was NOT easy! This ride, and especially this victory was NOT easy but nothing has ever come easy for this young man, and he is deserving of our congratulations! He is our last World Heavyweight Championship and I for one am proud of him for making it this far! This young man deserves everything he gets!
HYC: Major props for Liam too, he's an amazing, amazing performer and I'm so proud of all of the talent that EAW's been gifted with over the years... but after the break, the four greatest to ever compete in a match will be in the ring in what will be the greatest main event of EAW history! Jaywalker! DEDEDE! Heart Break Boy! Impact! We see them right after the break, im SO excited.
( Commercials air )
( The audience is anticipating the main event )
( "Sexy Boy" by Shawn Michaels hits; Heart Break Boy walks out filled with energy )
Ring Announcer: THIS MAIN EVENT MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, ON HIS WAY TO THE RING FROM CHICAGO ILLINOIS .. WEIGHING 220 POOOOOUNDSSS.. THE HEART!!!! BREEEEEEEEEEEAKKKK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY!!
Stew: So this is it.
HYC: I don't think there's much to say for these men. Nothing says it more than just who they are and what they do. Let's wait for this match.
( After a moment, HBB's music stops )
( "The Hard Sell" by Coheed and Cambria hits; Jaywalker walks out to the ring in his gear while smiling )
Ring Announcer: NEXT UP, FROM SCARBOROUGH, CANADA WEIGHING 241 POOOOOUNDSSSS.... HE IS THE LAST EAW ORIGINAL, JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY-WALKEEEEEEEERRRR!!!!!
( Jay soon enters the ring and hugs HBB, and they engage in a conversation until they await the next man )
( Lights dim as a countdown comes on the screen )
( 5.... 4.... 3..... 2... 1.... *pyro goes off* )
( "Twisted Transistor" - Korn hits; Impact slowly walks out and is clearly in pain as he makes his way to the ring all bandaged up )
Ring Announcer: FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, WEIGHING 226 POOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDSSSS... "THE GREED INCARNATE".. YYYYY 2222222222222 IIIIIIIMMPPPPACCCTTT!!!
( Impact slowly makes his way to the ring and enters as he stands off with Jay and HBB. They look at him uncertain and he stares them down until his music dies down. )
( The three men await the final challenger )
( "So Appalled" - Kanye West hits; Mr. DEDEDE walks through the smoke on the stage in his trenchcoat and is helped down the ramp by an official )
Ring Announcer: AND FINALLY, FROM FT. LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA... WEIGHING 240 POOOOOOOUNDDSSSSSS... MISTEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR DEDEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
( DEDEDE stops at the middle of the ramp and lifts both cornas as his pyro shoots from the stage. He charges towards the ring and slides in leaving the ref behind )
HYC: OH!! AND DEDEDE GETS UP AND CHARGES TOWARDS IMPACT AND RUNS TOWARDS HIM WITH THE HARDEST FIST HE CAN POSSIBLY THROUGH! IMP IS TAKEN DOWN!
( DEDEDE's music halts, DEDEDE pulls off his trenchcoat faces HBB and Jay )
Stew: Well I'd have been shocked if he came in any other way! Impact is in the corner and the referee in the ring acknowledges all four men and goes for the bell!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
HYC: This is our final main event, and DEDEDE is gazing into Jaywalker's eyes as both men begin circling the ring... and FROM BEHIND, HEART BREAK BOY ROLLS UP JAYWALKER WITH THE SCOOP FROM BEHIND! OOOOOOONE! TWOOOOOO, Jay QUICKLY kicks out! And HBB and Jay both get to their knees and are grinning... but FROM BEHIND, IMPACT ATTACKS DEDEDE with the forearm! And Impact is stomping into DEDEDE's ribs, pulls DEDEDE up and throws a BLOW to the skull! DEDEDE FIRES back! And on the other side of the spectrum, HBB and Jay are locking up! These are the four greatest to EVER do it! MY GOD this is so exciting!
Stew: Impact and DEDEDE trading punches left and right like this is Pain for Pride! And DEDEDE whips Impact to the ropes, but Imp counters and KICKS DEDEDE into the gut, and plants a FACE-TO-KNEE buster as DEDEDE shoots back up and Impact takes him DOWN with the step-up enziguri! DEDEDE tumbles to the ground and Jaywalker meanwhile has HBB in the headlock... and Impact runs for a DROPKICK into the face of Jaywalker! Jay's knocked down, and HBB swings wildly at Imp, but Imp ducks and swerves behind HBB and hits a BACKSTABBER! BOTH KNEES TO THE SPINE!
HYC: Impact KIPS UP, and is crouched over as he's regaining his breath... you gotta know that fatigue from Pain for Pride is catching up and here comes DEDEDE RUNNING WITH THE BIG BOOT, KNOCKING IMPACTS HEAD RIGHT OFF! DEDEDE lifts Heart Break Boy up and he takes him BACK DOWN with the Triangle Suplex! DEDEDE's rare suplex and now DEDEDE turns to Jaywalker now and he's tee'ing off punches into Jay as Jay is backed into the corner! DEDEDE and Jaywalker have NO love loss.. in fact, the only friendship I can even find in this ring is the one between HBB and Jaywalker! And speaking of Jay, he ducks and LIFTS DEDEDE UP AND DROPS HIM WITH THE POWERSLAM! Great reversal, and here comes HBB CHARGING -- ELBOW to the jaw by Jaywalker, and Jay DRIVES HBB into the turnbuckle corner! Jay backs up now... and rulls FULLSPEED FOR THE RUNNING UPPERCUT INTO THE CORNER! A TOOTH COMES FLYING OUT OF HBB'S MOUTH AS HE FALLS TO HIS KNEES IN THE RING!
Stew: And Impact, getting back up runs and hits a low running dropkick into HBB knocking him down! Impact turns to Jay and both men LUNGE at eachother for the lock-up! And Imp ducks underneath Jay's arms and has a crucifix hold in lifting him for perhaps the Crucifix Powerbomb-- but Jay rolls forward and ROLLS IMP UP FROM BEHIND! OOOOOOOONE, TWOOOOOO, IMP kicks out, and Jay gets right to work TRAPPING IMPACT INTO THE CROSSFACE IN THE MAT! But Imp is fighting! He's not going down easily! Meanwhile, DEDEDE and HBB are up and DEDEDE grabs HBB by the hair and SWINGS, but HBB ducks under the swing and hits an Inverted Atomic Drop! And HBB backs into the ropes... JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! DEDEDE taken down! Impact meanwhile rolls out of the crossface and brings Jay to his back and covers, OOOOOONE, but Jay releases as both men rise... and Jay runs for the clothesline taking Impact down!
HYC: But HBB grabs Jay after the clothesline and hits a BACK BODY DROP SENDING JAY HIGH INTO THE AIR AND CRASHING INTO THE KIDNEYS! DEDEDE is back up now and HBB grabs him and whips him RIGHT INTO THE RECOVERING JAYWALKER FOR THE HARD IRISH WHIP--- BUT JAYWALKER FIRES BACK WITH THE UPPERCUT!!! DEDEDE IS TURNED AROUND BY HBB NOW, AND GOLDPRINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPERKICK INTO HIS JAW!!!!!! AND DEDEDE STUMBLES AROUND AND IS MET BY THE CODEBREAKER FROM IMPACT!!!!!!!!!! DEDEDE FLINGS HIMSELF TO A SEATED POSITION IN FRONT OF THE TURNBUCKLE AFTER HE'S MET BY THAT TRIPLE WHAMMY!
Stew: Now Impact runs for the CODEBREAKER ON JAY.. but Jay catches him in midair by hits legs and Impact leans forwards and COUNTERS IT INTO A DDT! Jay's head hits the mat as he rolls out of the ring, and HBB runs towards Impact-- but IMPACT SWERVES AND TOSSES HBB OVER THE ROPES CRASHING INTO JAY! Jay is down, and Impact is leaned over the ropes awaiting HBB to get up... Heart Break Boy rises and IMP SPRINGS UP ONTO THE ROPES, DIVES AND HITS THE DIVING HURRICANRANA SENDING HBB CRASHING TO THE FLOOR! WHAT A MOVE! WHAT AN AWESOME BATTLE! Y2Impact is on his knees admiring his work as he's got everybody down, but now he's pulling Jaywalker up... and he's eyeing the steps... and JAYWALKER IS FLUNG SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! JAY HOLLERS IN PAIN FROM THAT CRASH! Impact rolls Jay into the ring, and covers! OOOOOOOOONEEEE.. TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! JAYWALKER kicks out!
HYC: DEDEDE is still very much dazed in the corner and hasn't moved a muscle. Impact gets back up and targets the legs of Jaywalker and HE WANTS THE WALLS!!! HE WANTS THE WALLS OF IMPACT, but Jay shakes rapidly and turns to his front and crawls over to the ropes quickly! Impact waits until Jay rises... and Impact is charging up as he SPEEDS TOWARDS JAY-- But JAY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS IMPACT HITS THE MIDDLE ROPE GROIN FIRST AFTER THAT ATTEMPT OF A RUNNING DROPKICK! And Jaywalker is standing over the man wiping sweat from his brow and is delivering HARSH stomps into the body parts! Into the ribs! The arms! The knees hanging from the ropes and is JAYWALKING all over his opponent in textbook fashion! But HERE COMES HBB! HBB RUNS ONTO THE APRON, RUNS UNTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND HITS THE GOD OF THE WINDS! BACKWARD MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP INTO JAYWALKER!
Stew: Jay rolls to his side after that hard impact and HBB is back in the wind of things as he turns to DEDEDE seated in the corner... DEDEDE is barely awake but he isn't moving at all! And Impact pulls himself from the ropes meanwhile and is dragging himself up... HBB pulls Impact up and hooks him for the VERTICAL SUPLEX. HE'S LIFTED-- but Imp COUNTERS with the knee, and hits a jumping KICK TO THE HBB'S ARM! HBB yells in pain from that and Impact hits ANOTHER kick to the other arm and jumps in the air to hit a spinning kick to the chest! HBB is sent back to the ropes and Imp whips him to the other side... HBB returns, Imp jumps to the ground ahd HBB hops over him, and HBB backflips, hand-springs to the ropes and returns to Impact for the JUMPING DOUBLE-KNEE TO THE FACE!!! WHAT AN AMAZING MANEUVER BY HBB!
HYC: And here comes Jaywalker from the outside of the ring! And Jaywalker slides in with his BLACK TITANIUM BAT, AND SWINGS IT INTO THE KNEE OF HBB FROM BEHIND! I didn't see Jay leave the ring at all, but perhaps its because of that impressive showing from HBB! Jaywalker stands in front of his ex partner and best friend with the bat and is sizing up to hit HBB across the skull with a shot that could knock him out!!! And Jay SWINGS --- BUT STOPS, AS HE TURNS TO IMPACT AND SMASHES IT ACROSS IMPACTS SPINE! Jaywalker now turns to Mr. DEDEDE, seated in the corner and he realizes DEDEDE may be out of the equation as Jay turns back to HBB -- GOLDPRINT!!!! HBB HITS THE GOLDPRINT INTO JAYWALKER!!! IN ONE OF THE RARE OCCASIONS JAY SHOWS MERCY, HE ENDS UP PAYING FOR IT AS HBB HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!! OOOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEE--- JAYWALKER KICKS OUT! Impact is returning up with support of the ropes and Jaywalker is dazed and confused following that major move from HBB... and now HBB grabs Jaywalker and pulls him up... but HERE COMES IMPACT with a running forearm to the back of HBB's skull, and he hits a KICK to the knee where that bat was hit earlier! HBB is on the ground writhing in pain and clutching his knee, and Impact is VICIOUSLY STOMPING AT IT IN THIS INCREDIBLE MATCH!
Stew: Impact now pulls HBB up onto his shoulder and... and has him seated at the top turnbuckle! And now Impact is climbing up the turnbuckle and HOOKS HBB FROM THE TOP!!! HE'S LOOKING FOR THE VERTICAL SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP OPE!!
HYC: BUT JAYWALKER RUNS INTO THE SCENE FROM BEHIND AND HOOKS IMPACT FOR THE POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THERE'S THE TOWER OF DOOM AS JAYWALKER POWERBOMBS IMPACT OFF THE TOP, AND HBB TAKES THE MOST FORCE WITH THAT SUPERPLEX!!! JAYWALKER HAS TAKEN BOTH HBB AND IMPACT OUT! AND NOW JAYWALKER GRABS IMPACT BY THE LEGS AND LOCKS IN THE CANADIAN MAPLE LEAF!!!!! IMPACT IS COMPLETELY SCREWED! JAYWALKER HAS THAT MOVE LOCKED IN PERFECTLY AND IMPACT IS JUST SCREAMING AND FIGHTING BUT HAS NOWHERE TO GO!
Stew: Impact is trying his best to claw to the ropes but Jaywalker's full weight on his body isn't allowing him to move much more than a couple meters!!! HBB is down and DEDEDE is still in the corner! DEDEDE hasn't moved a muscle all match and who knows if he's not seriously hurt... but right now Impact is trying to push himself up and keep himself away from the mat as possible! Impact has his whole body pushed up, and now Imp CURLS HIMSELF FORWARD AND FORWARD ROLLS! HE'S INFRONT OF JAYWALKER, AND HE DELIVERS A SHOT TO THE JAW OF JAY! Jay backs up and Jay grabs Impact, but Imp JUMPS UP FOR THE CODEBREAKER!!!! JAYWALKER IS TAKEN DOWN!!! Impact on his knees looks at Mr. DEDEDE in the corner, and DEDEDE is fully awake and aware as Imp stares him down... DEDEDE isn't moving at all.. just watching... perhaps soaking it all in as Impact covers Jay! OOOOOOOOONEEEE!!!! .. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! JAYWALKER KICKS OUT! Jaywalker has already kicked out of the Codebreaker and the Goldprint, and Impact gets up to his feet holding his lower back and is staring at DEDEDE.
HYC: BUT IMPACT DOESN'T NOTICE HBB GETTING BACK UP! HBB FROM BEHIND HITS THE ATOMIC DROP ON IMPACT, AND FROM BEHIND HITS THE SPIN-OUT SLAM NAILING IMP GUTFIRST INTO HBB'S GOOD KNEE! And now HBB scoops Imp and DROPS Impact with the Scoop Slam in to the mat!!! HBB is going directly for the turnbuckle now, it's a far, far away turnbuckle but HBB is going to make the climb and hope for the best as Impact is on his back!!! HBB is up high!!! He's standing and LEAPS OFF... HEART!!!! BREAK!!!! ELBOWWWWWWWW!! RIGHT INTO IMPACTS HEART!! And now HBB gets right back up and heads to a different corner... waiting for Impact to rise but he notices Jaywalker is getting up quicker! Is HBB going to hit his best friend, Jay??? Jay slowly but surely rises, holding his ribs and bleeding from the mouth and awaiting the attack... but HBB refuses as he's geared on Impact!! Imp is up and HBB COMES OUT OF THE GATE WITH THE GOLDPRINT!!! AND IMPACT STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS JAY HOOKS HIM FROM BEHIND WITH THE 2ND SACRIFICE!!! CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB!!!
Stew: BUT MR. DEDEDE EXITS THE CORNER AND HITS THE SPEAR!!! JAYWALKER TAKEN DOWN!!! And HBB IS SHOCKED, AS DEDEDE GETS BACK UP AND HBB RUNS TOWARDS DEDEDE -- SPEAR!!!!!! HBB TAKEN DOWN!!! AND NOW DEDEDE SLITHERS TO THE MAT LIKE A SNAKE AND GLARES AT IMPACT AS IMPACT IS GUSHING FROM THE MOUTH AND IS ON HIS KNEES!!! DEDEDE IS FROM BEHIND, IMPACT IS BARELY AWARE OF THE THREAT THAT AWAITS AS HE RISES... IMP TURNS AROUND!! SPEAR!!!! --- BUT IMPACT COUNTERS! CODEBREAKER!!! AND IMPACT COVERS DEDEDE!!! IMPACT FOR THE WIN!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( "Twisted Transistor" hits, Impact slowly gets up and gets his arm raised )
Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNEEEEERRRR!!! YYYYYYYYY 222222222222 IMPAAAAAAAAAAACTTTTTT!!!
HYC: WOW! WHAT A SIGHT! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING SIGHT! Y2IMPACT, THE MOST DECORATED MAN IN OUR COMPANY'S HISTORY WILL BE THE LAST MAN TO TASTE A VICTORY AND NOT ONLY THAT, HE TASTES THE BIGGEST VICTORY IN EAW HISTORY WITH THIS WIN!
Stew: The four men in this ring deserve their own wing in the Hall of Fame! They're absolute legends in this industry and it's amazing how among them all, Impact is the one who leaves on top! This is a surreal, surreal moment as Impact is taking this victory HOME!
HYC: This may be the biggest win he's ever had in his career! And for the first time, he's not only beaten Mr.DEDEDE but he's PINNED MR. DEDEDE FOR THE FIRST TIME! This is surreal! Storybook! What an ending for the greatest company on the planet earth! I couldn't have enjoyed my time here any more!
( Tears are dripping down Impacts face as he's on the ramp raising his arms and hugging fans near-by. HBB and Jay are at ringside helping eachother up and hugging eachother. )
( Eventually Mr. DEDEDE is seen seated in the ring and is clapping as Impact celebrates on the ramp )
( Fireworks shoot off as confetti is released from the ceiling. Impact eventually leaves for the final time )
( A moment passes. Jaywalker and Heart Break Boy help eachother up the ramp and stop at the middle of the ramp and leave a final bow. They go out side by side helping each other to the back )
( Mr. DEDEDE is shaking his head and is slumped over the ring ropes, and orders a microphone and gets it handed to him )
Mr. DEDEDE: They're the greatest. Impact. HBB. Jaywalker. They're the greatest. I... I know...
( DEDEDE stops himself and looks around, taking it all in )
Mr. DEDEDE: I know I've... Talked a great game but these men in their own way have claims to being called the Greatest of all Time... and though I might not like them, I have no choice but to respect them. Just like all of you... you people don't have to like me... I never expected anybody to like me for what I've done in the past... but to respect THIS. EAW. That's always been manditory. Thank you. Everybody here today, thank you... there's no way it would be possible without any of you fans and the people backstage at EAW whether it be the young guys who put on amazing performances such as Cash in the Vault.... or immortals like Jaywalker and The Legendary Sekaiichi who take your breath away just like they take mine. I want you to know that it's all of you today who can see the words that I say who make this possible.
( DEDEDE leans over the ropes and is brushing his hair back )
Mr. DEDEDE: I've never been more amazed... I've never been more proud of the people around me. I'm not out here to give you a sob story because that's just not what Mr. DEDEDE does... I don't come out here to bitch, or to moan, or to make like Scott Diamond and let my aggression off through the microphone or through politics. I'm a man. I'm a man who's literally given his life to this just as much as anybody else in this industry. And more than a man, I represent something that Scott Diamond could never BEGIN to harm, let alone destroy. I'm the fundementals of Extreme Answers Wrestling... you can take my life away but you can't take THIS away... this representation of our real world carved and warped into an action packed comedy, drama, fairytale and everything of the sort that you see. This is our world. This is what WE do. SCOTT DIAMOND!!!! I KNOW YOU HEAR ME RIGHT NOW!!!
( DEDEDE turns to the titantron )
Mr. DEDEDE: I WANT YOU TO HEAR THE VERY WORDS THAT YOUR FORMER IDOL, CM BANKS ONCE SAID THE DAY AWF DIED AND HE VOUCHED TO BRING BACK EAW. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE SAID??? HE TOLD ME THAT YOU CAN'T KILL WHAT YOU DIDN'T CREATE! AND AS LONG AS BREATH FILLS MY BODY AND MY HEART PUMPS, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL EAW!!!! I took those words in... and I never forgot them... Which is why I'm pleased to announce...
HYC: Announce what????
Mr. DEDEDE: With thanks to a backdoor deal with the Board of Directors... I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT The CHAIRMAN REGIME OF MR. DEDEDE RETURNS.
Stew: DEDEDE IS CHAIRMAN!!! MR. DEDEDE IS CHAIRMAN!!!!!
HYC: HE'S BEEN HIDING THIS FROM US THE WHOLE TIME???
( DEDEDE is snickering )
Mr. DEDEDE: That's right... so all of you fourth-rate companies looking to open up shop and scoop up our talent can go BACK to the hole you crawled out of... AND SCOTT DIAMOND... AS OF NOW YOU CAN KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!
HYC: BAH GAWD!!!
Mr. DEDEDE: And next week... I'm pleased to announce THE RETURN OF--
( The lights begin flickering. DEDEDE turns to the titantron )
( The screen is glowing red, and Scott Diamond's face appears on the titantron )
Scott Diamond: I, Scott Diamond, Chairman of EAW am pleased to announce the fourth annual EAW Draft; LIVE next week in Anaheim, California. Good night.
( Camera immediately cuts to black without warning )
( EAW Logo buzzes )